Posts Tagged ‘rescue’
How to sell a rescue story
Right so I thought I would update you on what I have been doing today. On top of having discussion at work in regards to resources that people are stealing from me I also been looking through my personal email account deleting emails that I don’t want or try to send emails to people I haven’t spoken to in a while like family members. But alas no one uses there email address anymore that teaches me to reply to an email from 2005.
Right what’s grinding my gears today are rude people at work and as I have all faith that none of them will pick up on this they can all kiss my ass, its not hard to open your mouth and say hello or good bye when someone talks to you. Right I will put it into context for you, someone at work today got a promotion and I said well done one the promotion and with a whatever look on his face he replied its not a promotion. Well fine next time I will say congratulations on the new job that you will be doing, would that have been more appropriate for you.
Oh also in the news today is the story of the Two people that may or may not have faked parts of there 14 hour ordeal in shark infested water story to make money, what strikes me is why they didn’t just swim back to land. You have wet suites, diving gear and a shark deterrent swim you lazy f*cks swim. And how the hell did they stay afloat for 14 hour without getting tired or needing to take a week or a number two. What makes it worse is how many vehicles it took to rescue them “The search for them involved seven helicopters, three aircraft and many boats, and is estimated to have cost up to £200,000” this story just sounds so fake to me but people are starting to find holes in the story, what gave it away the 500k they have made or the film deal they have just signed. Well as I don’t believe this is a new thing as several people have done it in the last year. Like that family that had there daughter “kidnapped” in Spain and became celebrities, and also that family up north that tried it too until they found the child at her step dads uncles house hiding in a bed after 2 weeks missing. Makes me thing people are suspect and would do anything for a little bit of fame even at the expense of there children.
Oh I will also add another company to the list today. Today’s addition is the
London Metro (free paper) –
Let me explain why, I love a good read on the way to work in the morning, but more and more I am starting to realise that the news in the Metro is becoming a bit liquidated, I think the writers are being obtuse on purpose as the Metro is full of advertorials and advertising with the hard hitting news gone in favour of glossy Mag’s stories such as the penguin that has its on blog (who cares).
Not sure if you know how much a colour page advert in the Metro cost, well it cost over 22k – yeah that’s a lot. So you can see why they love to put adverts in the Metro. In favour of good news stories…..
I have also found out how to add blogs to this from my BB I mean CB.