Don’t go towards the light…
Posted by: ta1no on: August 13, 2008
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Just noticed it’s been a while since I last placed something worth reading up.
Sirens; depicted as beautiful women, whose bodies, not only their voices, are seductive. The term “siren song” refers to an appeal that is hard to resist but that, if heeded, will lead to a bad result.
Succubus; In Western medieval legend, a succubus (plural succubi) is a demon, who takes the form of a beautiful woman to seduce men. They draw energy from the men to sustain themselves, often until the point of exhaustion or death of the victim.
Let’s have a tent city in the UK…
Posted by: ta1no on: August 8, 2008
With the current crime rate being so high in the UK and courts and jails seeming to be more and more lenient on those that are committing crimes as they are scared that those who go into jail will not be able to get a proper job when they come out, thus being a further drain on society. So the Usual option is give them an ASBO or a community order. That’s why when I came across the story below I thought I had to put it up and comment on how I think this is the right way forward – or at least a very good option. If you commit a serious crime you give up your human rights and should be punished accordingly.
life’s little lessons
Posted by: ta1no on: August 8, 2008
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Just got this sent to me so i thought i would put it up.
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you £800 to drop that towel.’ After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ‘Who was that?’ ’It was Bob the next door neighbour,’ she replies. ’Great,’ the husband says, ‘did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
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The front fell off…
Posted by: ta1no on: August 1, 2008
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This has to be one of the funniest clips that I have ever been sent. Just listen to what the guys says – true senator that does not want to admit when they are totally wrong. If I ever have to go court for trial this man is going to be on my defence team. Crap if he is there I know I am going to walk. I will walk like OJ Simpson walked.
I am moving to Australia…
Momma said knock you out…
Posted by: ta1no on: August 1, 2008
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Havent posted for a while – lots been going on but i thought i would pop this up quickly for you all to see while i compose myself and come back with a better blog.
That clip reminds me of a LL Cool J song – Momma said knock you out…
Are you forgetting something…
Posted by: ta1no on: July 18, 2008
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So today’s I have decided to switch up the format a bit. Today’s post is about comedians that I think are funny. Right now I am personally liking Kat Williams not to say guys like Chappell, rock, Williams and Brand are not funny just there stuff hasn’t got the same delivery and punch as his at the moment! Now I found a really cool site where you can watch both his stand ups, which I have added below for your viewing pleasure.
Its just not safe anywhere…
Posted by: ta1no on: July 17, 2008
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Typing this early as I think its going to be one of those days today where I am not really going top have the time to relax think and relax so I thought I would get it out the way first.
Coffee taste like the inside of a rats ass…
Posted by: ta1no on: July 16, 2008
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I seem to keep loosing all the post I try to put up on this blog, not sure what’s going on or if someone is stealing them. Anyway right so onto today’s post I thought I would make it very structured. As I am a bit pushed for time and structure is always good.
In the news –
The kings of ice cream, Ben & Jerry, and the real Queen of England, Elton John, have teamed up for charity! Ben & Jerry are producing a custom flavour ice cream called “Goodbye Yellow Brickle Road.” It will consist of “an outrageous symphony of decadent chocolate ice cream, peanut butter cookie dough, butter brickle and white chocolate chunks.” Proceeds will be donated to the Elton John AIDS Foundation. I can think of an Elton John flavour ice cream and that was not the one I had in mind!!
She uses the mouth…
Posted by: mrsgr3y on: July 15, 2008
Okay this link is super funny even if it probably is fake. It has however addressed an uneasy and hard to broach subject especially with new couples – the use of the mouth. Do you discuss your expectations openly from the start?? Or do you wait till your well in and see if you can persuade them laters?? Is it a deal breaker if they won’t??
The old adage one must give to receive is not always applicable when it comes to oral sex. Certainly not from the male perspective (in my rich and varied!!) experience. But why is this really?? The smell? The Taste?? The thought? Really what is it?
Cause its not on. Come on Boys show us the way of American love….lol…..
My parting piece to the boys is get a grip – women love it. And to the girls keep it clean, hygiene is our friend.
Peace & love….
Mrs Grey
Porn the false hope…
Posted by: ta1no on: July 14, 2008
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All my projects are out the way and I am happy to say it all went well. The blog is live but if I let you know the URL it might give away who I am and where i work so you will not be able to see it. So now that’s out the way and I got the required pat on the back I think its time to pick up something new and bigger. Well let’s see if I can get work to send be abroad for a little while.
Oh the other day was the big summer party and I know in the morning there is going to be some carnage from the night before, and some stories to tell. Will As usual I was the sober one and was able to remember everything, Lol!
However I realised that I work with some of the biggest substance abusers in the industry, people are not even discreet about there habits anymore, I was in the toilet and I heard four different voices in the cubical next to me, not that I am jumping to conclusion but I don’t think these guys where gay so that only leaves one more answer they where selling/buying or using. However it seems that apart from a few incidents everyone was well behaved on Friday night…
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