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Casual relationship is a term used to describe the physical and emotional relationship between two people who may have a sexual relationship or a near-sexual relationship without necessarily demanding or expecting a more formal relationship as a goal. It is more than just casual sex and different from a one-night stand. Related terms are “pals with privileges”, “friends with benefits”, “friends with privileges” and “sex buddies. There are significant gender and cultural differences in acceptance of and breadth of casual relationships, as well as in regrets about action/inaction in those relationships.

A casual relationship may be part time, or for a limited time, and may or may not be monogamous. The term encompasses friendships between people who enjoy each other’s physical intimacy but do not aspire to be long-term, and may or may not involve parties who desire temporary relationships purely for hedonistic purposes. In each case, the relationship’s dominance in the lives of those involved is being voluntarily limited, and there is usually a sense that the relationship is intended to endure only so long as both parties wish it to.

A booty call is a telephone call, other communication, or visitation made with the sole intent of engaging in sex or other forms of sexual release with the person being contacted. Traditionally this social practice, especially the term booty call, is associated with a person calling another person for a sexual encounter after having already established either a casual or more serious relationship involving sexual relations.

Mike Tyson would be one of the most famous people that have been caught out with a booty call; he was accused of rape after a female fan turned up at his hotel at 3 in the morning. She claimed she wanted to see where the champ was staying and hangout, at which point he got aggressive and raped her! Lying little SOB. If you come to my house or hotel at 3am in the morning there is only one thing on yours and my mind and it aint hanging out – if that’s what you want come back between the hours of 10am-6pm. Kobe Bryant got caught out as well – however when his wife found out he was for it, so he pulled out the big guns and I mean big; to the extent she issues a statement saying how much she forgave him:

saying her beloved husband “has made a mistake — the mistake of adultery… I know that he did not commit a crime, he did not assault anyone. He is a loving and kind husband and father. I believe in his innocence.” A very sweet and very supportive statement from a loving wife. Wearing the $4 million, eight carat, purple diamond ring she just received from her adulterous husband.

If you read Super heads (a Video vixen who has f**ked so many men/women she makes porn stars look like saints) confessions of a video vixens book she exposes most of the R&B, Hip Hop and Rap stars at the moment. They all thought it was casual and she thought it was all about the money. I don’t understand the logic why would you go sleep with a girl that you know has slept her way through the industry. The list: http://poponthepop.com/2007/08/01/superheads-young-buck-best-i-ever-had-book-excerpts/

So now I am going to flip this a little and write something else to please stay with me on this –

So what do you do if you have just made a booty call however you are not single and your other half has or is about to catch you – do you by default become a player or do you go AWOL until the heat has died down. I know a few guys n my time that have gone one the run so bad that the US army would find bin laden quicker than they could find this person.

Getting caught cheating will surely earn you four slashed tires and a drained bank account and all your clothes cut up in garbage bags. If you must cheat, learn the fine art from some of the most high profile wandering gentlemen and how they pulled off their infidelities. Marriage – and balls – intact.

Sometimes in life, our lower halves overrides our brains and we end up sampling things we shouldn’t, and in the process hurting our better halves. And I’m not trying to imply straying is ok – I think cheating is a bad move and would undoubtedly unleash “the fury for which hell hath no” on any man who betrayed his partner.

While I’d like to tell you that getting caught cheating will surely earn you four slashed tires, possessions strewn across your front lawn, and a drained bank account, I cannot – each person circumstances are different – just note if you cheat make sure you do one of the following;

• Sleep with one eye open once you have been caught – and if you think you haven’t been caught you have, women know.
• Have a Swiss bank account in case they drain your HSBC account
• Have some clothe and stuff at your pals house as there is none for having to pop tags the morning after you got your stuff cut up.
• Have a good alibi – it wasn’t me was only funny when shaggy sung it.
• Lie, beg, borrow or steal.
• All else fails drop to your knees and PRAY to your God…

However if you are not so lucky I can show you some of the most high profile wandering gentlemen and how they pulled off their infidelities. To give hope to insomniac cheaters everywhere.

1. Bill Clinton

What Bill did: Took the term “Executive Privilege” to new heights by receiving blow jobs from chunky White House intern Monica Lewinsky, while serving as President of the United States and Leader of the Free World. Which he promptly lied about. Then causing the entire world to be creped-out when the details were finally released. Not a very smooth move by Mr. Bill. He lied to Hillary also at first, then the morning he had to testify he confessed the whole thing, making her realize that she’d been sticking up for a liar. Publicly. Big, global story. Unimaginable public humiliation for Hillary. But did she leave him? Nope.

Why Hillary forgave him: In her 2003 memoir, she would attribute her decision to stay married to love: “No one understands me better and no one can make me laugh the way Bill does. Even after all these years, he is still the most interesting, energizing and fully alive person I have ever met.”
Bill’s Secret: He cheated on someone who is more rational and better at thinking things through than he is. And loads of charisma doesn’t hurt.
My opinion: If I was the president I would never have got caught – Monica who? I would make it so that she never existed… on but I think Hilary got to use Air force 1 and marine 1 and America’s (not Bill’s) Black American Express card on a weekend bender in Jamaica…

2. Kobe Bryant
What Kobe did: “Sexually assaulted” (more like “hooked-up with” if you ask me), 19 year-old Katelyn Faber, an employee of the Colorado hotel where he was staying. After accusing Bryant of sexual assault, Faber later refused to testify and all charges were dropped. Big national story, press conference confession of adultery by Kobe, lots of public humiliation for his wife Vanessa. Deep shit, right? Wrong!

Why Vanessa forgave him: Mrs. Bryant issued a statement saying her beloved husband “has made a mistake — the mistake of adultery… I know that he did not commit a crime, he did not assault anyone. He is a loving and kind husband and father. I believe in his innocence.” A very sweet and very supportive statement from a loving wife. Wearing the $4 million, eight carat, purple diamond ring she just received from her adulterous husband.
Kobe’s Secret: Knowing when a lady can be bought. And having the millions to do it.

My Opinion: If you mess up make sure you have enough money to buy your ass out of trouble. And that 4million ring is so much cheaper than the divorce settlement she was going to take from him – who says sports stars are stupid.

Update: Kobe got caught cheating with a 19year old LA lakers cheerleader – what’s he going to buy this time.

3. Ozzy Osborne

What Ozzy did: Cheated on Sharon constantly for the first four years of their marriage – including getting freaky with the nanny the night their son Jack was born. How fatherly. You’d think there would be some security in marrying someone as weird-looking as Ozzy, but… guess not!
Why Sharon forgave him: She blamed it on his drug and alcohol abuse – but not before she made him believe his cheating had earned him a case of AIDS. That’s right, she set up a hoax AIDS test to scare Mini Ozzy back into his pants forever. Forgiveness? More like reigning by terror.
Ozzy’s Secret: The old “alcohol and drugs made me do it” gambit. And then staying faithful. You don’t want to piss off a lady who would make her own husband think he’d contracted a deadly virus.

My Opinion: that’s really fucked up – I would throw someone out a window if they tried to mess with my results. That’s just not Kosher.

Right if you have read this far then thank you very much as I think I lost myself half way through that – I am getting a tad bit bored of reading my words so I will summarise and sign out.

It’s simple don’t cheat think about the other persons feelings and think how would I feel if this was done to be – as you will break some body trust and probably ruin there self esteem and respect for others, there is no excuse for cheating and just cause you know others that do it doesn’t make it right.

If you do cheat you better make sure you have that G3 on the run way fuelled up and ready to go or have a presidential airtight alibi (but to be honest that didn’t work for Bill so I don’t think it will work for mere mortals likes us), if not write your will as you test Newton’s theory of gravity as trust that would be less painful than when the horde of women catch up with you.